A little rain, a little fog and a forecast of temperatures going back into the 90's with a heat advisory for the weekend and beyond. I think people in Missouri are prone to be a bit more wrinkled than folks from other places because of the constant changing temperatures causes the body to continuously expand and contract.
One of the reasons I stay heavy is because FAT seems to fill some of those cracks. Near wrinkle free, but trying to see looking over my cheeks is an aggravation. Sitting is nice with the built in extra cushion but sometimes a narrow chair causes some to hang over. The hanging parts tug pretty hard on the rest of the rear and that isn't very good.
I can't play golf because of the need to bend so far forward to enable myself to see the ball past my chubby cheeks and over my belly. So far forward, that I need to use the club as a brace. When I jerk the brace out to start my swing I'm prone to fall on my face. That isn't good!
True story: We were in a restaurant and the hostess came to seat us. She asked how many and I, standing with Glenda, patted my stomach and told her, two and a half. She quickly asked if I needed a chair for that. I told her, no, I'll just hold it on my lap. As I remember we had a nice table and a good meal.
Once at Wal-Mart I ran into the store for something, grabbed it and headed for the checkout. I chose the line with only one elderly lady in it thinking it would go the fastest. Well the poor lady had trouble making the fare with her cash but after several minutes of digging around, opening several different compartment and almost totally unloading her purse she made it.
Waiting for her to reload her purse I was a bit agitated and was showing it. Anyway she left and I put my purchase on the counter as the check out person said, "sorry about the wait sir." I grabbed my belly with both hands and said, "I'm sorry about it too! I just wish people would just stop bringing it up!" She just stared at me for a moment in a semi-shocked way, then finally got it, chuckled then as fast as she could, sent me on my way.
Ah! Okay, I quit. I need to go do some exercises anyway. I do about 60 setups touching my toes each time. You know, I'll scoot my chair back from the key board, bend over touching my toes then sitting near all of the way back then I do it again. Sixty times is a lot of them if you don't know. I've found this to be the only way to do it without sweating, straining or being sore the next day. I'm sure it's good for tummy reduction because I've got to squash it against my lap pretty good to be able to touch my toes even tho I do raise my toes as much as I can to meet my finger tips.
"Feelings aren't positive or negative, it's what you do with those feelings that becomes good or bad."-- Deanna Troi , Star Trek: The Next Generation........I would say this quote would not apply when touching a bare wire in a hot electrical circuit.
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