Breezy, partly cloudy with a neat temperature of only 60 degrees. Probably a little discouraging for all but the most avid boats, skiers and PWC riders. Don't worry there are plenty of those, although all I've seen so far this morning has been a couple of bass boats containing fishermen. One boat had three fishermen aboard which means to me that they aren't really serious fishermen. Three in a boat designed for two makes too many complications for good fishing. We're back to more socializing than fishing. By the way, do you ever see three people in a golf cart?
I heard there was a swarm of killer bees discovered in Oklahoma recently. The most northern the bees have been discovered. I'm trying to suppress the opinion that the bees were probably imported. Yep, I'm on the verge of believing that a bunch of hospitals have joined together with a group of funeral directors and they're bringing the bees in to increase their emergency room revenues and burial quantities. Geez! Our bill for the one little tiny bee sting was $682. Can you imagine if the person should live or die what the cost would be if they could get a person stung twenty to a hundred times..........After a futile attempt in some cases, with the heirs paying the huge bill for the lost cause, it's the funeral homes turn to recoup some of their importation expenses along with a huge profit. Damn, this should be looked into!
I've heard people say about others that they are 'fat and sassy' which I always took to mean something like contented and maybe a mite overly proud about it. Well, I've got half that feeling this morning. I feel awfully fat this morning but I'm not proud at all about eating like a pig last night, but it really wasn't my fault. Our neighbors invited us to supper. They served us a perfect and tender huge grilled steak along with neat salad and green beans prepared in a little different way that has caused the taste memory to linger, still causing me hunger pangs this morning. Let me just say this..........One other dish was Zucchini. Who likes Zucchini? Maybe fried it would be edible but receive no stars. The cooking abilities and how really good it was can be imagined when I tell you this! The Zucchini dish was baked and believe it or not, it was very delicious and was a two helper! I'm afraid the memories that I just awakened typing this, added to the green bean memory already bugging me, is about to cause another overeating binge at breakfast.
Just to let you know, fat doesn't follow me around. Hell, now it beats me everywhere I go. I remember back when in a lot of cases my nose was usually the first to arrive. Well, many years ago that wasn't always the case but now............my stomach always arrives first no matter what the circumstances. I guess I could back in......Nah, you're right, that sounds queer to me too. Old is sure a trying condition!
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"
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