August 9

Study shows that Multiple Sclerosis can cause sexual problems.

Study shows that fear of terriosts increases the chance of heart disease.

Study shows supplements like ginseng and St. John's from natural food stores without a prescription, may not be harmless, but they're not necessarily harmful, either.

According to doctors, to age gracefully and maintain a healthy body, discipline is key and avoiding risky behaviors is essential.

Study shows breast feeding lessens the chance of breast cancer.

I wonder how one goes about getting a grant for a study of some kind. I think with a two or three hundred thousand dollar grant I could study something as earth shattering and accurate as the above. I'd like to be paid to do a study on why people gamble. I'm positive I've been beat to that one but a more current study might be in order. It seems that a lot of money is wasted on some of these studies and there might as well be a little wasted in my direction.

I know where I went wrong but alas, it is another one of those 'too late' moments. When I was in high school my general business teacher held me up for a few minutes after class one day and told me that if I would go home at night and quit sleeping in class, I could be a straight E student. I mentioned that each night on the way home, I walked past her house and from all the lights that were on, she evidently didn't go to bed very early either. I was really stupid! I might have learned a lot more in that class. I might have learned how to do a study. I might have been rich today.

As you read this you can see that I'm still pretty stupid but I'm sending it anyway. You can't be any more dumb than stupid so sending it can cause me no harm as I see it.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)