February 28, 2005

The stay at home day yesterday was great! We did take the walk but Glenda and Mikey only stayed with me for a little more than half of the whole walk. Well, I guess their walk was a whole one for them! What's wrong with me.

Glenda cooked a pork roast and invited the Mongomery's to a, later in the evening meal, but their schedule for the day had already been filled. That left us with quite a few leftovers. Not a dad blame thing wrong with leftovers......Unless you might be referring to my body.

After I put on my pants and belt them down, there are a lot of leftovers that hang over protecting my belt buckle from all the elements. I figured out one time that if I turned around fast enough I could leave all that behind me. It worked for almost a tenth of a second, but man, when it caught up, it liked to put me into a spin. I thought that I was able to contain the energy generated by all that moving mass, but now I'm thinking it may be what is fueling the useless thoughts that I type.......As in spin. (Glenda thought I had better add that so others could catch the little play there.)

Today is beautiful as was yesterday. Shirtless would have been okay for the walk yesterday, but I need a haircut pretty badly and worried that I could cause an accident. My large chest, along with the too much hair, some drivers might mistake me as a topless she. That could cause a loss of attention of their driving resulting in an accident. After further thought about it this morning I should have went topless. An accident is usually a mistake and anytime I come our ahead on anything is when there has been a mistake somewhere. I am having a problem trying to figure out how I could win because of someone else's automobile accident. I guessXXXX No, I hope I'll never know.

Only a couple of stops on our list for this day, Joker's Wild for $10 and Sam's Town for another $10. If we could keep from sticking a coin into a machine it could be a profitable day.

Keep crap out of your computer. Click 'delete' to flush this after reading.

Remember, "Happiness does not depend on outward things, but on the way we see them."-- Leo Tolstoy, Author