Gosh my muddled mind seems to be drowning any thought I might have had today. No surprise there when you realize that 70% of the brain is water. One can lose a pint or more water from his body everyday just by breathing. I guess it's possible that I've breathed a lot of my mind away and the coffee wasn't accepted as replacement. Wish I could teach my breathing where to collect the water it exhales. What with 50% of fat being water, I could breath away a couple pounds a day.
Looks like we're all nothing much more than a walking water bucket which would make me a water boy and with that comes a wonder. Is this, "If you don't like your job Water boy, put that water bucket down Ha, ha, ha, ee, ee, ha, ha, ha", some kind of gory suggestion to a disgruntled employee?
Anyway my water makes up about 19.2 square feet of my body or almost 100 pounds. Humm, if I can't breath it off, maybe full time pissed off would help. This brings to mind another little tidbit, circumcision removes and throws away almost 15 square inches of very erogenous tissue. This loss could possibly allow one a small bit of extra time to devote to other matters and might help explain why Jewish men are such good money makers.
"The management of fertility is one of the most important functions of adulthood." - Germaine Greer
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