Ooh, it is really cold here this morning, 8 degrees with a stiff breeze making for a sub-zero wind-chill factor. Inside looking out a window it doesn't look all that bad with that big old sun shining giving us a nice bright day. It is a big surprise to walk out into that nice sunray filled weather to find it so very cold. Very cold can cause strange things to happen.
It has been fairly cold for a while now so with that naturally comes a huge pot of chili. Chili has got to have a lot of beans, onions and a few other gas producing contents that can greatly increase one's carbon footprint. I'm not too embarrassed to tell you, I'm one of the one's. Sure glad there isn't a workable plan to tax for it yet!
Anyway, I was out in the cold earlier and encouraged by the gas producing chili that I had eaten, I allowed a bit of flatus to escape from my body. You know, once in awhile an escapee may be a little wet and this one was. Wow! It teamed up with the extreme cold and flash froze my cheeks together. Good thing I wasn't too far from the house because of the tiny little steps I had to take to get back inside, any longer the frost could have bitten my butt.
Boy, Missouri is a great place to survive!
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"Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training."-Anna Freud
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