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One part of my plan for this note is not to mention anything pertaining to crap. Yes, I'm going to do an 'about face' today.

During my daily walk over the last several days a song by Pat Boone keeps coming to mind. I can't remember the words exactly but it was something like " On a day like today we pissed the time away, writing yellow letters in the snow".

I really made an error day before yesterday when on my walk and after five cups of coffee I needed a little relief. Off the side of the road I was writing a few yellow letters when I heard an automobile approaching. I very hurriedly put the reliever away but in my haste failed to get it clear of the zipper. Ooh wee, wee, I think the driver of that car pushed hard on his accelerator after seeing the expression on my face as he got to me.

I could not believe my mistake tho to the best of my memory it had happened a couple other times in my earlier years. I did a little checking and found that an average male person will probably seek some relief about seven times a day. This means that if I began wearing zippered pants, say at five years of age, I have zipped and unzipped over 163,500 times give or take a few. Man, with that kind of experience....

Just goes to show you that like in golf as well as many other doings, no matter how much you practice an unexpected result is always close, laying there in wait to surprise you.

Hey, I did it, no crap mentioned in today's note other than that I wasn't and that I didn't.

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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.~George Bernard Shaw