Friday, January 31, 2020

A typical nothing Larry note.
 
My body has been dutifully carrying me around for 78 years 6 months 6 days. For some time now I’ve noticed a few things that make me think it is getting tired of my many stupid and thoughtless demands.
 
This fact came to me slowly over time so I missed most of the signs for a pretty long time. But now it’s pretty much indisputable with all the unbelievable flat refusals to follow my wishes on so many activities that once were done without any plan at all. And unlike many animals it does not respond to special treats.
 
Bodily selfish things like putting food it it’s mouth is not a problem at all but come to several little simple things a plan is helpful. For example, just to put my left arm into a coat sleeve requires extra thought to lessen the painful objection of my shoulder to fulfill my demand. It was pretty hard to pick an example of the many many choices but my mind, which is also one of the problems, didn’t want to look very hard at all.
 
Mutiny on many fronts I tell you! My hearing, my eye sight even my hair are all saying, screw this, “I’m outta here”
 
One aggravating hanger on is the darn skin. I know that it has been taught by, like most that have lost weight many times over the years only to put it back on later. So, the skin hangs around waiting.
 
Great, but kinda sad is the fact that recently and on purpose I’ve lost quite a bit of weight and have no plans to replace it. That is the good but sad is the huge amount of skin that refuses to ignore it’s years of teachings and still hangs around.
 
I’m quitting this now with these final words. “Life is what you make of it and I’ve surly got a terrible lot of skin in the game.”
 

What? You expected something from a nothing note? Pray tell. I’m assuming you read it so it’s probable you must have expected something.

Thursday, January 02, 2020

October 3

The doctor lessened our worry yesterday but didn't do anything for Dory's pain. He says Dory has tendonitis in the shoulder and tendonitis called tennis elbow in the lower arm. Back to Eldon for therapy come Monday. The doctor was unable to feel the thyroid gland so we happily assume it has not grown back.

In fact to stay alive is a constant struggle and as old age slips in it does it's best, a little here and a little there, to make one more acutely aware of the life. It seems when younger, one tends to take life as a given and most tiny pains are short lived, mostly ignored and it's passing usually isn't even noticed. Older age screams, LIFE IS IMPORTANT, PAY ATTENTION!

Old age does make a few changes that make sense. Like, because old requires a bit more rest during and between activities it causes a huge increase in the size of the bodies seat part in a great many of us people, so as to make the resting more comfortable. Well, it works for me!

You'll find as you grow older that you weren't born such a great while ago after all. The time shortens up.~William Dean Howells

4-18-2014 NOTE

Lost seems like a good word to describe my mental capabilities this morning as well as most other mornings but it is a little bit worse right now. When I try to think, think is the only word I see. If you can't get past think, Katy bar the door and look for the straitjacket.


You Can If You Think You Can~Dr. Norman Vincent Peale. I think I can, I think I can. I don't believe this is working. Always been told that crap just flowed out of this mouth like a calf with scours but the problem this morning is leaving me with the thought that I'm suffering from some sort of oral constipation.

Guess I'll quit while the quitting is good. Would have been more good sooner but I missed the mark due to being so engrossed in my think thought.



I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind. ~Steve Al

4-20-2014 note

There are many instants that come to my mind where something is nothing and the first one to roll out the head is this daily note. If I keep doing it there continues the possibility that one of these days I'll stumble across a way to put the agglomeration of thoughts into a more interesting manner. Something at least that might be of more interest than the usual quotes tacked onto the bottom of said messages.


You know you're going to have a good day when........You wake up and mentally realize that you still are and it makes you happy. Happy is a very good way to start every day! Happiness begets happiness! A lot of folks have problems realizing they have been blessed and just take another new day for granted. That attitude seems to skip happy somewhere along the way and an ugly grump can result. Count your blessings!


HAPPY EASTER  (Christ died for our sins then he was raised from the dead on the 3rd day)



Those who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try nothing and succeed~.Lloyd Jones

5-3-note

It is not true that all fat people are jolly! Matter of fact a real good laugh can set the mound and hangers on to jiggling and may continue long after the funny is gone. Too much jiggle, shaking all that excess around, can create an uncomfortable soreness in the area that might last for a day or more. With a little chuckle somewhere along the line it could last even longer. Fat folks might make a smile but the memory of the results of a good laugh pretty well suppresses those belly laughing spasms.

"I never exaggerate. I just remember big." - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Great way to start!

I’m of the opinion that a violation of ones body can be called an intimate relation depending on if a person wants to view a happening with a positive of negative attitude.
 
Anyway, yesterday in Columbia, my kinky wife allowed a young lady to have an intimate relation with me as she gleefully watched. Thankfully, it was consummated with lots of lubricant and a good prophylactics device which covered all four of her fingers, all of which I think she used at the same time.
 
Of course Dory had said she would read a magazine and not watch but I know as soon as I turned my back, dropped my pants and assumed the position she put the magazine down.
 
My prayers and faith came to pass tho a tugging six week worry might indicate I need to spend more time working on my faith.
 
The young lady left to report to the doctor her feelings and thoughts about the invasion which must have been good because shortly the doctor came in and his words expressed my blessing.
 
I don’t know how they are going to do it but he said, at my way past young age, we need to keep an eye on it and scheduled me back in six months to take a look.
 

Here are a few commas and periods that some I know I failed to use or failed to use properly. ,,,,,,,,,,,, ......... Put them where you want.
 

A great beginning of the new year and we’re wishing more of the same to you and yours! Only double-- HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR.