After I wake, open my eyes and prior to arising, I blink a few times while the realization that the good Lord has granted me another day soaks into my still muddied mind. While still lying there I say a small prayer with 'THANK YOU GOD' being the hub. After accomplishing the getting up feat I usually feel the need to pause for an addendum to the prayer and ask for His help in enabling my old, over used, overweight, creaky and achy body to carry me thru the fine day that He has seen fit to bless me with. Grunts and groans, partly caused by the bones, will never be what kills me.

Gotta

Have plans to mow today sometime but it may be in the afternoon before on the dew dries off the grass. Thant is okay tho, because it looks like I'll be spending a good amount of time this morning trying to figure out why this laptop is so slow. Hopefully I can get it back up to speed some way. It is an internal slowdown that doesn't seem to be an on-line problem but on-line does get slow at times too. I'm using a wireless connection on the laptop and suspect there may be another computer slipping in and using it too.

Got to creep along out of here now and seek a cure for the computer ills..... What did we ever do before computers?

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.Joseph Campbell

A sneeze is for sure a nothing to scoff at. This semi-autonomous, convulsive expulsion of air from the lungs through the nose and mouth can affect your knees when you are walking around with a broken rib.  The knees sometimes fail you and down you go.  That is bad but good too because the pain is extreme and makes you beak out in prayer and there you are in a perfect position to do that..  When the pain passes the next smaller pain comes as you begin the transition  back to your feet.

 

I’m also going to say that I believe under the right circumstances one of those super sneezes by a constipated person with a broken rib could relieve the problem faster than any laxative known to man.

 

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After all is said and done, more is said than done. ~Unknown