8/16

Hello:

 

It seems that lately my life has been getting more complicated, and I want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate with me regardless of what I have become. The following is a recap of my current identity:

 

I was born a white male, which makes me a racist. I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist. I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe. I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business. I am a Christian, which makes me an infidel. I am older than 65 and retired, which makes me a useless old man. I think and I reason; therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary. I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe. I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the police, the legal system, and my right to bear arms, which makes me a right-wing extremist. I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which makes me anti-socialist. I acquired a good education without student loans and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of odd underachiever. I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all citizens, which makes me a militarist.

 

Newest problem – I'm not sure which bathroom I should use?

4-10-2014

Another great day has slipped right upon us and now it's up to us to make it a something of a day to remember. I fail at that so often! Right now I can't remember exactly what all we did yesterday. I'm sure I enjoyed it anyway. I'm sorry to have stretched the truth there a little but I'd be hard put to tell you what we did Monday.

Isn't it great to wake up with the realization that God has granted you another day? Mornings are just about my favorite time of day. My two favorite happy times are going to bed, I really like that, and getting up. In between that the times are good too, but for some reason it doesn't very often produce near the thrill.

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…a man should say to his soul every morning, "God has given thee twenty-four treasures; take heed lest thou lose anyone of them, for thou wilt not be able to endure the regret that will follow such loss." -Al-Ghazzali

Old

I’ve been carried through to OLD and I thank God for every minute of it.  I have learned many things over the years and still remember a few of them but NEVER are you too old to learn more.

 

One of the things I remember, that younger folks may not know :  A sack can be called a poke, a mule can be called an ass and a poke in the ass is called a goose.

 

Just recently I learned that it can also be called foreplay if you are gay.  GO FIGURE!