Wednesday, June 25, 2008

June 25

Today is going to be one of those terrible 'day before' kind of day that comes along every so often! One where you go without food but spend only 2.5 hours drinking a gallon of Colyte in preparation for a hopefully successful but uncomfortable long poke up the behind. I guess the doctor prescribed, self induced watery diarrhea of today is to get me used to some strange thing going on back there. From past experiences I expect tomorrow will be a bugger yet not a gay time at all.

The 90% humidity and high temperature together causing an expected heat index of 98* or more is going to be rough. Despite that, I expect some hunger inspired antsy will force me to find a few things to do outside anyway. For one thing a walk to the mailbox might be in order. It is only about a quarter mile to the box but man what a hill!

I seem to have a bunch of butt hole thoughts creeping in interfering with my normal crappy....(see what I mean)....thoughts, so guess I'll quit.

To be stupid, and selfish, and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness; though if stupidity is lacking, the others are useless. -Gustave Flaubert

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