What a trips! While the masses were asleepin my asses were awalkin. Around and around and around and around, four times each morning. I can hardly believe that I've made 309 of those trips so far this year.
Speaking of asses, I have been a fairly frugal person most of my life but it seems I'm becoming more so. Old age and worry about no income is probably the main factor but I think these walks are contributing to it. They are firming up my cheeks to make me even more of a tight ass.
I have a doctors appointment tomorrow that will include a gloved finger or two. I hope the firmness doesn't create any more pain than usual!
I know the cheeks are firming up for several reasons but one is more noticeable by me. That is when the natural expulsion of gas periodically occurs the sound emitted is at a very much higher pitch than used to be. That, and it is now almost impossible to allow a little tiny one to escape without a sound.
I am told that the tighter cheeks and high pitch sound has had no noticeable effect on the smell.
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There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em. ~Yogi Berra
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